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Title: Dresses
Author: Saida
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Pairing: Takayama, Okajima, mention of Hikanoo
Genre: Fails fluff? and awkward crack
Word Count: 1496
Notes: Written for HSJ-thon 2009 (Prompt 15. 5 times Yamada ended up in a dress + 1 time Yuto did). Oh gosh! This is sooooo FAILLLSSS!!!! >.< I HAVE LOST MY TOUCH COMPLETELY AT WRITING....GAAAAH~! Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy nonetheless...~ Comments are always appreciated...^^
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the boys.


(1)
 
     Yamada raises his eyebrow at Chinen and Yuto as soon as he entered JUMP's dressing room. "What are you doing?" There were lots of papers, pencils, and colour pencils lying around, and both said members were sprawled on the floor, looking depressed.
 
     "We've lost our muse," they said dramatically.
 
     "In other words, Dai-chan escaped," Keito added in, flipping to the next page of his book.
 
     "Now we need someone else to be our model," Yuto said.
 
     Suddenly, Chinen had a bright idea. He looked at Yamada, then looked again at Yuto with a mischievous smile. Yuto was blur for awhile. A few seconds later, his light bulb turned on. He returned Chinen's mischievous grin. Then, slowly, they looked at Yamada, snickering mischievously. Sensing two pairs of eyes on him, Yamada opened his eyes.
 
     "What?" he asked his two bandmates. The two of them just laughed; a laughter that sounded like 'Ohohoho'. Yamada's vein twitched. "No hell no," he said. 
 
     "Please," they went on their knees, moving closer towards Yamada. Keito on the other hand, just sat there, reading.
 
     "I know Yuuyan would be happy seeing you in it," Chinen added in out of the blue. 
 
     "E-Eh?" Yamada looked at Chinen with widened eyes. 
 
     "Yush!" Chinen replied. "Yuuyan loves this kind of thing."
 
     Yamada looked down, a blush crept on his face. Chinen was close to Takaki, other than himself, so he knew Chinen knows things that a lot of people don't know about Takaki.  
 
     "So, what do you say Yama-chan?" Yuto asked.
 
     "Yes," he said it so softly that no one can hear him.
 
     "Excuse me?"
 
     "I said," Yamada let out a deep breath, looking at Yuto and Chinen, "yes."
  
     Yuto and Chinen stood up. "Follow us, please," they grinned from ear to ear. Still blushing, Yamada followed the two to the changing room. Keito shook his head. "They just have to say Takaki, and they caught Yama-chan between thir fingers," he said to himself, turning the page to his book.
 
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     After drawing what they needed, Yuto and Chinen, along with Keito went for ice cream.
 
     Chinen licked his ice cream, "Yuto, are you sure it's okay to leave Yama-chan at the jimusho."
 
     Yuto, with his free hand around Keito's waist, said, "It's okay. Takaki-kun is still at the jimusho, he'll take care of Yama-chan."That made Yuto receive a smack from Keito. Yuto looked at his lover. "What? I didn't mean it that way."
 
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     Yamada yawned, slowly opening his eyes. 'Itai,' he thought. His neck hurts. Of course, he had been sleeping in a sitting position for hours. "Darn Yuto and Chinen," he muttered, veins twitching. "Why did they have to take so long to draw anyway?"
 
     Then, Yamada heard a voice. "Ryo-chan?" Yamada looked up. Takaki was there, looking at his with a raised eyebrow. When Yamada finally realized what Takaki's looking at, he immediately sat properly on the couch. Yamada blushed scarlet. How could he have forgotten that he was wearing a dress? Takaki must have seen his underwear, he thought.
 
     "Uhm, why are you in a dress?" Takaki asked, moving closer towards Yamada. Takaki had been having a dancing rehearsal with Kamenashi for the performance to promote Gokusen's newest movie, so he had been out all day.
 
     "Uhh..." Yamada stood up. The dress was above his knees. For some reason, Yamada suddenly felt so self-conscious. He played with the end of the skirt, pulling it down, as if it'll become longer.
 
     "Cat ears?" Takaki smirked seeing the feline's ear on Yamada's head. Takaki closed the distance between them. "And a maid outfit huh?" Takaki licked his lips.
 
     "Yuuyan," he said, blushing red. He was caught off guard when Takaki suddenly crashed their lips together. "Yuuyan, what-..."
 
     "Don't you know what my secret fetish is?" he whispered huskily in Yamada's ear. 
 
     'So Chinen was telling the truth,' Yamada thought before his mind went blank when Yuuyan kissed him yet again, forcing his tongue into Yamada's mouth, pinning his hands above his head. 
 
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(2)
 
     "I have to WHAT?!!!" Yamada yelled in surprise when the magazine staff members told him what he has to wear for the photoshoot.
 
     "Well, recently we did a survey for the next magazine issue an-..."
 
     "W-WHat did you ask in the survey?" Yamada asked, massagng the bridge of his nose. 
 
     "Uhm...which Hey! Say! JUMP members would you like to see in a dress and..."
 
     "And...?" Yamada looked at the staffs with a raised eyebrow.
  
     The staffs shivered when Yamada glared stared at them. The head of the staffs cleared his throat. "90% of them wants to see Yamada-kun in a dress."
 
     Yamada let out a heavy sigh. "Let's just get this over with." He went into his dressing room. The clothes has already been prepared. "You've got to be kidding me?" Yamada muttered under his breath. It was a one-piece, sleeveles dress where the top is gray, and the skirt is a darker shade of gray. Then, there's a long-sleeved blouse to be worn under the dress. "At least the other members won't be here today," he thought to himself.
 
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(3)
 
     "Inoo, why are we dressed up like this? And why are we hiding?" Yamada asked, raising his eyebrows. 
 
     "Shhh~" Inoo said, placing his index finger at his lips. They were behind two big plants, inside a restaurant.
 
     "Inoo-kun?!" Yamada said in a hushed voice.
 
     "Nani?" Inoo replied in a whisper.
 
     "Why are we in a dress?" Yamada was wearing a strapless dress, dark red in color. 
 
     "To blend in of course," Inoo turned to look at Yamada, binocular in his hand.
 
     "WHAT THE HELL are you doing with that binocular?!" 
 
     Inoo answered by pointing at the table. "They are having a group date." And indeed, sitting at the table was the two BEST members, Takaki and Hikaru, and other ABC-Z members. In front of them were GIRLS and it looks like they were flirting.
 
     Yamada understood what Inoo wanted to do. His own fire was burning as well. "How dare Yuuyan went on a group date!" he thought, forming plans to punish Takaki later. He takes noo's hand and said, "Inoo, let's go! We're gonna make this plan work!"
 
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(4)
 
     "Dai-chan...WHY ME?!" Yamada asked, looking like he was about to cry.
 
     Daiki blinked. "Well, you were the only one available." 
 
     "But why do you have to choose this anime?!" Yamada asked/yelled. "Y-YOU'RE A GUY! A-And..why are you watching Shugo Chara?! Y-You're...18!"
 
     "Nothing will become a wall between me and my anime," Daiki said in a low, dangerous tone. Yamada looked at him with a surprised expression. Then, Daiki smiled. "Now, let's register ourselves for the cosplay competition, shall we?" Yamada could only nod as a reply. 
 
     "How did Dai-chan's mood change so fast?" Yamada thought. 
 
     "Come on, Yama-chan!" Daiki said, pulling Yamada's hand towards the counter. "We are going to do the best Tsukiyomi Ikuto and Hinamori Amu ever!"
 
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(5)
 
     "Yabu-kun, do I really have to?" Yamada asked from inside the changing room, blushing.
 
     "Yes," Yabu said. "Do you or do you not want to help Takaki get into his character?"
 
     "I want to," Yamada answered.
 
     "Then, THIS is necessary."
 
     "But, it will do fine if I'm in normal clothes."
 
     "Yama-chan, tell me...are you a girl, or a boy?" Yabu asked.
 
     Yamada sighed. "A boy."
 
     "And in the drama, is Takaki dancing with a boy?"
 
     There was a pause, before Yamada answered, sighing, "No."
 
     "Well then?"
 
     Yamada finally gave up. "Alright, alright, but this is ONLY for Yuuyan," he said. Yamada went out of the changing room, wearing a yellow, spaghetti dress.
 
     Yabu tried to hold his laughter. "Takaki could RAVISH you!"
 
     Yamada blushed bright red. "YABU-KUN!!!"
 
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(1~) 
 
     "Yuto, I'll wait for you at the pool-side restaurant, okay?" Yamada said to Yuto, whose still taking a shower.
 
     "Okay, Yama-chan!"
 
     Yamada, Yuto, Keito and Chinen went to the country club Keito's dad a member of. They had just done swimming and was about to have dinner. After finished showering, Yuto went to his locker. "That's weird," he said. He searched in other lockers. "WHERE IS MY CLOTHES?!" Yuto pulled his hair. He was alone in the shower room. Everyone else had all gone to the restaurant. He didn't have his cell phone because his little brother broke it. When Yuto went into one of the changing rooms, he saw a dress; a black lolita dress. For some reason, Yuto could feel that Yamada and Chinen had something to do with this.
 
     "Oh well~" Yuto said. He'd rather wear the dress than walking around the country club half-naked. When Yuto had put on the dress, he heard a voice from behind.
 
     "Yuto?"
 
     "Keito!" Yuto said surprised. He blushed, suddenly feeling self-conscious.
 
     Keito was speechless for awhile before he smiled, saying, "So this is why Yama-chan and Chinen said I'm gonna like what I will see." Keito licked his lips, before walking towards Yuto and locking him in a long kiss.
 
the end      

List of dresses used: 
 
1) Ist dress
2) 2nd dress
3) 3rd dress
4) 4th dress
5) 5th dress
6) Yuto's dress
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Title: Bite Me
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Author: Saida
Pairing: Takayama
Genre: Uhm...failed crack-ish?
Word count: 479
Summary: Annoying senpai. Annoyed kouhai. What is he to do? <---------fails as well....=w=
Notes: This all happened when one of my bored best friends decided to amuse herself. All thanks to Hetalia. My friend started drawing and said...some things about the character's neck...*cough*bite*cough* So...this is how everything started...xDDD I'll call it the biting series...there'll be other drabbles under this...soon...lol^^ Comments are appreciated.
Disclaimer: I do not own them.
 
 
     
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Title: Success!
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Author:  Saida
Pairing: Hikato, some Arijima and Yamabu
Genre: Failed crack, fluff
Word Count: 373
Summary: Hikaru's pickup line was a success? OwO
Notes: As usual...THIS ISH FAIIIIIILLLSSSSS!!!!! =W= Anyway, I'm supposed to post this tomorrow...but since tomorrow I'm going to my friend's house for a study group (and also see her charade in her new dress for her Prefect's Night next week), I'm not gonna be online the whole day. So, here's my post for tomorrow...xDDDD As usual, comments are appreciated...xDD
Disclaimer: I do not own them. *goes to emo corner*




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Title: Special Present
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Author: Saida
Pairing: Okajima
Word Count: 891
Genre: Fluff?
Summary: Keito needs to find a perfect present A.S.A.P.!
Notes: NYAAAA~ I TOTALLY forgot about Yuto's birthday...until Jen (
[livejournal.com profile] chibilover14 ). This is a pointless drabble turned one-shot....=w= I FAAAIIILLLSSSSS MISERABLY!!!!! =w=
Disclaimer: I do not own any of them....=w=




    "Yama-chan, help me!" Keito exasperatedly said. They were at the shopping mall. Yamada had agreed on helping  Keito shop for a perfect birthday present for Yuto. "What should I buy? What should I buy?" Keito started to pace around.
    Yamada rolled his eyes. "Keito, calm down!" said the younger teen.
    "HOW COULD I CALM DOWN?! HIS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!" Keito almost screamed. Yamada sweat dropped. Everyone in the clothing section was looking at them.
    "Rather than walking aimlessly, why don't you think what you want to get him?" Yamada reasoned.
     One minute. Two minutes. Three minutes. Keito blinked. "You're right," he said. Keito looked around. Clothes, clothes, and clothes. Clothes everywhere. "WHY ARE WE IN THIS SECTION ANYWAY?!"
     Yamada mentally slapped himself. 'I like the rational and calm Keito more,' he thought, following the other 7 member t who-knows-where-his-next-destination-is.
    Three hours later, they've been to about ten types of shops already; clothing shops, pet shops, bookshops, instrument shops, gadget shops for insect hunting, and etcetra. Even the grocery store they had already went to.
    Tired, Yamada had enough. Keito is just being picky, and that has to stop. "Keito!" Yamada yelled, getting the panicking teen's attention. "What do you want to give him actually?"
    Keito blushed. He mumbled something but Yamada couldn't catch what he said.
    "What?"
    Keito took a deep breath, blushing harder. "I said... I want to give him something special."
    Yamada thought for awhile when suddenly he looked at Keito with a smile that says 'I-have-an-idea'. The light bulb in Yamada's brain was turned on. "I think I know the perfect gift."
    "Wha-..." Keito was about to say but Yamada dragged him to the packaging store.
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    It was half past four in the evening, Yamada and Keito were walking out of the shopping mall. Keito looked at Yamada with a raised eyebrow. "Why did you buy a very, very, very large box that could fit a human, and a red ribbon?"
    Yamada's eyes sparkled mischievously that Keito almost regretted asking for Yamada's help. Almost.
    About five in the evening, Yamada and Keito were in front of Yuto's house. Keito crossed his hands at his chest. "I still don't think this is a good idea, Yama-chan."
    "You were the one who wanted something special," Yamada retorted.
    Keito sighed. 'That was also true.'
    Before Keito could say anything else, Yamada pushed the doorbell to the Nakajim's residence. Keito hid in the big box next to Yamada. The door opened and Yamada smiled when Yuto's mom greeted him.
    "What brings you here, Yama-chan?" Mrs. Nakajima asked.
    "Oh, just delivering this package to Yuto," Yamada said innocently. "I hope you don't mind me taking it o Yuto's room."
    "Of course I don't mind," Mrs. Nakajima said.
    "Thank-... Oh, Mrs. Nakajima, I think your cookies are burnt."
    "Wha-?" Mrs. Nakajima sniffed in the air and indeed Yamada was right. "I have to go now, Yama-chan," she said. "Please lock the door when you leave, okay?" She quickly returned to the kitchen.
    After the coast was clear, Keito went out of the box. "It's hard to breath in there," he said, glaring at Yamada.
    "If Mrs. Nakajima saw both of us here and only one of us leaving later, wouldn't she be suspiscious?"
    Keito just mumbled under his breath as they walked to Yuto's room. After they entered the room, Yamada said, looking at Keito, "My job here is done. Now, it is all up to you."
    Before Keito could say anything else, Yamada exited the room. Keito sighed. He's on his own now. Keito scanned Yuto's room. He decided to place the box right next to Yuto's bed. 'Now, where to keep my clothes?' he thought. His eyes fell on Yuto's closet. 'I'll just keep it there so that he won't notice,' Keito thought.
    Keito glanced at Yuto's clock on his bedside table. 'Yuto will be home in a few minutes,' Keito thought. Alright, the plan is in action. Keito stripped to his boxers only, and went threw his clothes in Yuto's closet. Then, he went into the box.
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    "Okaa-san, I'm home," Yuto said, closing the door behind him.
    "Okaeri," his mom said. Yuto went up to his room. After putting his bag on the floor, Yuto noticed something that wasn't there when he left that morning. 'How did it get here?' Yuto thought. The box is white in color, and on top was a red bow. Curiousity took over him, so he opened the box. He almost yelped when he saw the content of the box. Keito, only in his boxers, jumped Yuto, causing both of them to fall on the floor.
    Keito was grinning at him, blushing. Yuto smiled. "Not that I didn't enjoy this, but what are you doing here in my room, in a box, only in your boxers?"
    Keito gave Yuto a sweet, long kiss. "Happy early birthday," he said. "To know more about your present, please check my collar."
    Yuto grinned widely. He looked at the card that was tied at the choker around Keito's neck. He read out loud. "As your present, you can do anything to me for this one day." Yuto then looked at Keito with a mischievous grin. He licked his lips. "My pleasure," Yuto said. He stood up, carrying Keito to his bed.
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Title: Failure
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Author: Saida
Pairing: Hikato
Genre: Fail crack!
Word Count: 396 <-------- fails again! =w=
Summary: Hikaru made a come back! xDDD
Notes: JEN!!! HERE IT IS!!! XDDDD I FAILLSSSSS!!!!!! I hope this doesnt disappoint you though...xDDD IT ISH A TOTAL FAILURE!!! =W= OH! I'll post the multi-chap fic night your time..xDDD This is the...errr...third drabble in the Pick Up Line series...xDDD Pick up line drabbles: Hikaru's Attempt, Another Attempt...Will It Work?
Disclaimer: Don't you think I'll be more happier by now if I own them? xDDD



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Title: Another Attempt... Will It Work?
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Author: Saida
Word Count: 360 <---- FAILS!!!! :((
Pairing: Hikato, if you squint you can see Takayama and Chiitaro...xDD
Genre: Fluff, fail humor
Summary: A sequel to Hikaru's Attempt. Another cheesy line Hikaru found..xD
Notes: Enjoy? lol

 

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