[One-shot] 5 Journal Entries Yuto Wrote Abut JUMP

[ladestiny92]

Title: 5 Journal Entries Yuto Wrote about JUMP

Author: Saida

Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP

Pairing: Hinted Okajima, Takayama and Hikanoo

Notes: Written for HSJ-thon #13

Disclaimer: I do no own the boys...>w<

 

 

10 May 2009 @ 10:37 pm

 

Ryutaro Shouldn't Be Called Innocent  

 

Ryutaro had told us that he probably started to like anime. He said, it may not be a surprise if he became an otaku soon. Recently, he had started watching an anime series called Gintama. Why Ryutaro is watching such a weird anime, I'm not quite sure myself. The title itself is weird. For example:

 

The title is Gintama, ne? But if you do this:

 

Gintama and replace it with a 'K', it will be Kintama. >///<

 

And also, of all the episodes in that anime, believe me, there's quite a lot of them, the one episode that Ryutaro likes best is the Cannon ball episode. What is the Cannon ball episode, you ask? To make things simple, try drawing a picture of cannon, and two cannon balls, one on each side of the cannon. I believe you can picture it yourself. >///<

 

 

 

14 May 2009 @ 01:04 am

 

Why Are They So Oblivious?

 

 

I'm writing quite late tonight, ne? Oh wait, it's already morning. :P

Actually, I'm at Keito's house, having a sleepover. (Kyaaaa~ Ureshii~! xDDD)

Keito is currently taking a shower so I decided to write a short entry.

 

It's about Yaotome-kun and Inoo-kun.

Really, I have to ask, are they blind or something?

Pretty much, the rest of JUMP has figured out their feelings for one another, but the two main characters are still oblivious about that. -_____-;;

I wonder if they'll only figure it out when it's raining cats and dogs.

 

Oh, I'm going to stop writing now. I just heard someone coming out of the bathroom, probably Keito.

Yup, it's Keito, he just entered his bedroom.

And...

 

OMG! KEITO LOOKS SO SEXILICIOUS IN ONLY A TOWEL AND WITH A WET HAIR!

 

 

 

20 May 2009 @ 10:30 pm

 

They Really Can Do It Anywhere

 

 

I am quite amused today. Seriously. I am.

Takaki-kun and Yama-chan...they really can do it anywhere. -____-;;

 

I was supposed to went over to Yama-chan's house to do our Science project together.

No one answered when I rang the doorbell, so I just opened the door myself. (The Yamada's always keeps their spare key under the flower pot)

Anyway, I led myself in. I was going to settle myself in the living room when I heard noises from the kitchen.

Curiosity got the best of me, I supposed, so I went to the kitchen to check things out.

I guess my eyes, and tainted mind paid the price of being curious.

What I saw was...

 

TAKAKI-KUN IS LITERALLY EATING YAMA-CHAN!

Okay, in other words, the Takayama pair is having sex... -_____-;; On the kitchen table.

 

AND JUST A WEEK AGO, TAKAKI-KUN AND YAMA-CHAN WERE FOUND IN THE BROOM'S CLOSET BY THE JANITORS DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT! (It's pretty easy actually. There is only one thing they would do there. The answer is...sex.)

NOW HOW AM I GOING TO EAT AT YAMA-CHAN'S HOUSE EVER AGAIN?

 

 

 

22 May 2009 @ 11:20 pm

 

For Someone SOOO Innocent Looking, He's Really...=w=

 

 

It was really a pretty ordinary, boring day.

Yama-chan and I were talking about some random things. For example, how big the bird that just flew by the window is.

And that was when we heard Chinen snickering. After that, he started laughing uncontrollably.

BEST members figured it out first, the reason Chii's laughing hard that is. But it didn't take the rest of us long to figure it out as well.

Chii received a smack on the head by Yabumama.

 

-sigh- I wonder what's happening to kids nowadays.

 

 

 

28 May 2009 @ 5:00 am

 

WTH?! D<

 

 

What the hell?

If you're wondering why I am writing an entry at this freaking hour, you should ask the Freaking Yama-chan. He's freaking, literally.

I sometimes wonder if my best friend is a girl, because how much he's concerned about his appearance, his clothes etc. when he's going on a date.

Yes, that's right. Yama-chan is going on a date today, and yes, it's with Takaki-kun.

 

Have I been labelled as his partner in fashion or something?

Because it seems like I'm the only one Yama-chan calls at the FREAKING 4 am IN THE MORNING TO HELP HIM CHOOSE FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR DURING HIS DATE WHICH IS AT 10 IN THE MORNING!!!

 

-deep breath- And now that I'm up, I can't fall back asleep.

-sigh- I think I'll just look for more Okajima fanfictions to read. xDDD

It's surprising how many things one can find on livejournal....xDD

 

 

Comments

[chibilover14.livejournal.com]

*CLAIMS FIRST*

[ladestiny92.livejournal.com]

LOL~ xD

[chibilover14.livejournal.com]

I never watched Gintama before. xDDDDDDDDDD BUT LMAAAOOO~!! RYUTARO ISH DEFINITELY NOT INNOCENT IF HE LIKES THAT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND I LOVE HOW YOU PUT CANNON BALLS. XDDDDDD

Actually, I'm at Keito's house, having a sleepover. (Kyaaaa~ Ureshii~! xDDD)
OH MYYYYY~ A "SLEEPOVER"? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I SO DIDN'T HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS. XD

PFFT, HIKANOO ISH THAT SLOW?! XDDDDDDDDD I ISH UTTERLY SURPRISED! XDDDDDDD And I loved your wording~! xD

OMG! KEITO LOOKS SO SEXILICIOUS IN ONLY A TOWEL AND WITH A WET HAIR!
OMFG I LOOOOOOOOOOOVED HOW YOU MADE THE FONT ALL BIG AT THAT PART. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ALKSEFJALS;D FLASDKJ F;ASD fAJSKL;DFASJDFKLSA SO DID YUTO AND KEITO DO STUFF AFTER?! *COUGHS* XD

I am quite amused today. Seriously. I am.
Takaki-kun and Yama-chan...they really can do it anywhere. -____-;;
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OF COURSE THEY CAN. ♥♥♥

I guess my eyes, and tainted mind paid the price of being curious.
OH LIKE YOU HAVEN'T DONE STUFF WITH KEITO *SHOT* XDDDDDDDDD CURIOSITY... I LOVE THE CORRUPTION. XD

*GASP* CHINEN ISN'T INNOCENT EITHER! XDDDDDD LIKE RYUTARO! XDDDDDDDDD WHO THE HELL CORRUPTED THEM?! XDDDDDDD

Because it seems like I'm the only one Yama-chan calls at the FREAKING 4 am IN THE MORNING TO HELP HIM CHOOSE FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR DURING HIS DATE WHICH IS AT 10 IN THE MORNING!!!
OH YAMA-CHAN. YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL AND THAT'S WHY TAKAKI LOVES YOU. XDDDDD

-sigh- I think I'll just look for more Okajima fanfictions to read. xDDD
It's surprising how many things one can find on livejournal....xDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ARE THEY SMUT?! *SHOT* XDDD BUT YUSH. XDDDDDDDD I WONDER IF KEITO KNOWS ABOUT THIS. XDDD

ALKSDFJ/ KAS;J;FASKLDF I ABSOLUTELY LOOOVE THIS FIC~! IT'S SO AMUSING AND HILARIOUS!!! ♥♥♥ AND I LOVE YUTO, WELL THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE YOU TALKING. XDDDDD OVERALL ALKSDFJA;SD JFLKASDF MUCH LOOOVE~!! ESPECIALLY THE PAIRINGS~! ♥♥♥

[ladestiny92.livejournal.com]

LOL~ WooT~ A long comment...haha~

I've never really watch Gintama too...well, just one or two ep..but my best friend is a big fan of it...and she was the one who told me about the cannon ball ep xDDD
*Cough* I won't see cannon and balls the same way again..xD
LOL~ OF COURSE! RYUTARO'S MIND HAS BEEN CORRUPTED A LOOONG TIME AGO..XDDD

LMAO! I SO KNOW YOU DID! XD *WINK*

HAHAHAHA~ WELL, I GUESS THIS HIKANOO ISH DENSE...XDD

LMAO! XDDD BIG FONTS SHOWS HOW EXCITED HE IS? XDDD
LOL~ INCOHERENCY? XDD
UH....*COUGH* UHM...WHAT DO YOU THINK? XDDD *COUGH*

OF COURSE! XDDD
TAKAYAMA ISH CREATIVE THUS EVERYWHERE CAN BE USED...*MISCHIEVOUS LAUGH*

PFFFT~ LIKE YUTO WILL ADMIT HE'S DOING STUFF~! XDDD
AHH~ I LOVE THE CORRUPTION TOO....BWAHAHAHAHAHA~! XDDD

LOL~ YUSH! CHII ISNT INNOCENT! AND YUSH! LIKE RYUTARO! XDDD
EHHH? THE CORRUPTER???? *whistles*

LOL~ ONE OF YAMA-CHAN'S CHARMS! XDDD

PFFFFT~ XDDD
I KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE IF THEY ARE! XDDD
LOL~ KEITO? HMMM~ I WONDER TOO....HAHAHA

LOL~ INCOHERENCY... I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT! *GLOMPS*
ME TALKING? OwO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...XDDD
I'M GLAD YOU LOVE IT! XDD

[high5-for-akame.livejournal.com]

it was so cute XD XD

I loved the part with keito
kkyaaaaa

[ladestiny92.livejournal.com]

Thanks...xD

Me too...>w<
heehee~ :p

[hibinoasami.livejournal.com]

kyaaaaaaahahahahhaha

Yuto is soooo cute XDDD
well Takaki & Yama-chan sure is too horny, ne~ :P

arigatou for the post and i'm waiting some more ^^

ganbatte..! *hugs*

[ladestiny92.livejournal.com]

LOL~ ^^

Hai desu~!
LOL~ They wouldn't be Takayama if they are not horny xDDD

Hai~ xD

Arigatou...*hugs back*

[eisha2ryo.livejournal.com]

SOOO CUUUTTEE!!! ^________^
Oh, Takayama, can you find a more decent place to do it? Poor Yuto~ He must be traumatized. XDD

OH AND THE CHINEN + BIRD PART. I WAS LIKE :O Dirty dirty Chii...

Now you've turned on my Okajima switch. XDD I need to read moaarrr~

♥♥♥♥♥ for you.

[ladestiny92.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you think so...xD
Kyahahaha~ As long as they get to do it, they don't care where they are...xD JKJK xD
Hahaha~ Yeah~ lol

Pffft~ LOL
My friend and I were talking about how kids these days have corrupted minds...*cough*That includes me too*cough* xDD

LMAO! Okajima ish cute! xDD

[shadowsofcherry.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is really hilarious! Great job!

[ladestiny92.livejournal.com]

Thanks...xD
I'm glad you like it...*glomps* xDD

[taiga-luise.livejournal.com]

xDD
Omg!!
That's so crazy and funny at the same time!
I love it!
Hope to read something like that again^^

[shiroikazex.livejournal.com]

ahahhaah funny <3

[yamapiislove.livejournal.com]

Lol I know I'm late but I couldn't help it.
Quote time!

OMG! KEITO LOOKS SO SEXILICIOUS IN ONLY A TOWEL AND WITH A WET HAIR!
OH YEAH BABY ♥ I'VE SEEN IT IN MY DREAM! XDD

TAKAKI-KUN IS LITERALLY EATING YAMA-CHAN!
NOW HOW AM I GOING TO EAT AT YAMA-CHAN'S HOUSE EVER AGAIN?
ksjdashdjshfdjhfa XDDDDD TAKAYAMA! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

It was really a pretty ordinary, boring day.
Yama-chan and I were talking about some random things. For example, how big the bird that just flew by the window is.
And that was when we heard Chinen snickering. After that, he started laughing uncontrollably.
BEST members figured it out first, the reason Chii's laughing hard that is. But it didn't take the rest of us long to figure it out as well.
Chii received a smack on the head by Yabumama.


-sigh- I wonder what's happening to kids nowadays.
LMAOOOOOO XDDDD I HAD TO QUOTE THE WHOLE ENTRY. CHINEN IS SO PERVERTED XDD

-sigh- I think I'll just look for more Okajima fanfictions to read. xDDD
It's surprising how many things one can find on livejournal....xDD
KJDDNFDJFDF OKAJIMAAAAAAAAAAAA! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OH YEAH, YUTO TOTALLY LOVES THE SEXILICIOUS KEITO XDDD

[funny4ains.livejournal.com]

i'm laughing so hard at how yuto expresses his feelings in this. =))
lol at yama-chan calling him at 4am in the morning to pick his outfit. he's such a girl!!! HAHAHHA
and chinen is so not innocent! =))

[teru-wonderland.livejournal.com]

one word to describe you,YOU are an AWESOME author everr xdd i rofl in this specially the expression where yuto said "TAKAKI-KUN IS LITERALLY EATING YAMA-CHAN"xdd good job~!=))